CASE / 09:04 AM
The thought that arrived before breakfast.
Was that reply too short, or is everyone simply living their life?
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COCOROSA HQ — EMPLOYEE FILE 001
Meet
Reginald.
Chief Overthinker & News Reporter
Reporting live from the Brain Chaos Department — usually on things nobody asked him to investigate.
Enter the Brain Chaos DepartmentIdentity cleared. Tabs still open. ♡
IDENTITY CLEAREDQuick character intro
One thought.
Seventeen follow-ups.
Reginald is intelligent, anxious, endlessly curious and always three steps ahead of every possible disaster. He turns ordinary moments into major headlines and reports on the things your brain refuses to let go of.
He’s a lot. But he means well. ♡
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Employee file
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Reporter. Overthinker. Professional question-asker. Occasional drama analyst. Always on the case.
MissionBringing you the stories your brain won’t shut up about.
- Backup plansYes.
- Backups for the backup plansObviously.
- Most used phrase“Just in case.”
- Emergency contactCapy
Currently investigating
Cases that somehow became headlines.
COCOROSA NEWS / 001
Big stories. Need curious minds.
The embarrassing thing you did years ago has been rediscovered.
CASE QUEUED
The 6 Stages of Sending a Text.
Draft. Delete. Rewrite. Send. Panic. Re-read.
REPORT COMING LATERFrequently seen with…
The official evidence table.
- 01Black glasses
- 02NOT NOW, BRAIN. mug
- 03News microphone
- 04Messenger bag
- 05Sticky notes
COCOROSA NEWS
Big stories.
Need curious minds.
Reginald reports live on reopened memories, suspiciously short replies, imaginary conversations and anything else your brain marked urgent at bedtime.
See the latest report“We don’t just report the news. We investigate your inner world.”
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